redheadedstepson: (25)
redheadedstepson ([personal profile] redheadedstepson) wrote 2017-03-17 12:08 am (UTC)

[ He's just that fuckin' majestic. He's so hot, things catch fire around him.

At least that's the argument he's gonna use when the authorities get there.

He is making notes of what he's told, though. This seems like something he can do without someone hands-on guiding him through it. Of course now he's gotta go out and buy a tabletop burner and eggs and a pot. But whatever. It'll pay for itself eventually. ]


ok n im gonna assume dont put eggs on top of 1 another???
i eat a lot man
aint exactly ur human norm u no
metabolism like woah

so i gotta get a big pot if i want a lot? 2 spread them out?

u want some if they come out good?
[ Because he's gonna be really fuckin' proud okay? ]

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