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[redheadedstepson]

Yo. Reno. You know what to do.

*BEEP*

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[pushpin]

[what is he doing what is he doing -- ]

hey

[redheadedstepson]

[ His comm buzzes, distracting him from flipping through his magazine. Opening the UI displays...wha~t? No fuckin' way. The kid? Texting him? Is there a fire? ]

hey hey sup???

1/2

[pushpin]

not much

[.........]

[pushpin]

what
what are u up to.....

[redheadedstepson]

[ Why does this feel like he's talking to a kidnap victim trying to reach out without giving too many warnings or some--oh wait, they're all kidnap victims. Okay well...whatever, this seems more odd than usual. He can't remember if mgs was pissed last time they talked or not, but he's pretty sure the guy doesn't think highly enough to just touch base. ]

fuckin off at home readin some shit
so nothin rly

[ Maybe just, dip a toe in that water... ]

p bored actually
what u up 2?
been a while
u good?

[ Oh yea~h, last time they talked...yeah, mgs was pretty pissed. ]

not still mad at me? ;)

[pushpin]

i could be if u want me to

[warning: water is hot, will boil toe]

[redheadedstepson]

nah nah man
im good
maybe later

so whats up??
everything ok?

[ Because if mgs is texting him there's probably a crisis or somethin'. Burning orphanage. Gun to his head. ]

text; sent at like 3am

[ourdays]

i just drank a bottle of lube
am i gonna die in my sleep?

[redheadedstepson]

depends on the size of the bottle
wtf would u do that 4 johnny
fuck
but look, its supposed 2 b safe 2 go in ur body right?
if ur super worried make urself throw up
u gotta do that with most poisons
but like i said u should be fine

u need a fuckin life coach

[ourdays]

its like
it fit in my hand?

they said it tasted good i had to test it!
and then they were right...

making myself throw up sounds painful
does it hurt?

will you be my coach????

[redheadedstepson]

boy
i hardly think im qualified 2 b a life coach lol
but at least i no u dont fuckin drink lube like its a juice box
ffs

ur supposed 2 put it on a body n lick it off or eat it out
its not a snack food man
the person is the snack

ya makin urself throw up hurts but it dont sound like it was much
so dont bother
if anything u may have bubblegut 2day
jus relax n dont do more ok???

if ur still worried u can come over n chill
im takin a day n so just takeout n tv 2day
u can nap on the couch n ill b here if u get sick ok???

[ourdays]

i dunno you seem to know better than me
like with the lube thing
who knows what else you could teach me!
[like how to bet hot???]

oh so its for when people dont taste good
i get it
but it seems like a shower is a better solution than trying to cover up the taste

whats bubblegut does THAT hurt
ill stay in bed
take a sick day

at your place!!!
so long as you dont think the walk will make me pop or something

[redheadedstepson]

omfg u said it was palm size
u wont pop
just come over

i will b a fuckin life coach 4 a night jus dont drink anything else dumb b4 u get here

bubblegut like when ur guts feel like they r watery n bubblin??
like mud butt
diarrhea???
but b4 the diarrhea so when its all gurgles n stuff
bubblegut

Group Chat - After "Movie Day"

[redheadedstepson]

ok so u both no y were here

doc
emil
freaky sex with friends

discuss

[hi0ctane]

Here for the important shit, of course. Just fuck me up, freakily.

We should like, start with a baseline of what we wanna do, right?

[huggingcompetition]

Very to-the-point as usual I see.

That seems reasonable, to set bases.
Personally, I would like the leadup to be something maybe like the chase scene?
Just fun leading up to it.
Perhaps not actual chasing but something good to get blood pumping.

[redheadedstepson]

well im all 4 that but what r some other good things 2 do?
bcuz u dont fight
actually do either of u fight?
ur p much a doctor n a dancer
what do u guys even do when sum1 is like
gonna beat ur ass???

how do u 2 survive 8|
now im worried about u2
fuckin normies
fuck

[hi0ctane]

Well, usually, I try not to do things that would make people beat my ass.

But, you know, just because I don't fight normally doesn't mean I can't in VR, huh? I don't have tentacles in real life either.

Yet.

Take a look at me again and then call me a fuckin normie.

[huggingcompetition]

I've so far managed to go without the necessity of protecting myself in the advent of asskickings.

He has a point though, I don't think you can go though life looking like he has without having to hit someone at least once.
At least, in his world if not either of ours.

I can't fight worth half a damn though, you're right about that.
Should I hire you on as a body guard?
:')

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[fuwamaru]

I am sending you a message now. Like I said I would.
Are you available soon?

[redheadedstepson]

i can certainly make myself available 4 u
u name the time n place ill make it happen

[fuwamaru]

Alright. Well, I'm ready.
You mentioned something about new sheets at your place...

[redheadedstepson]

i did
ill change everything out b4 u come over
u got anything u feel like eatin?
wanna do dinner out r in?
r not at all
i dunno what ur timeframe is like
if u want in n out

[fuwamaru]

Alright... thank you.
Eating? Like... a date?

[ his knowledge of dates is very limited. humans like to go out to eat with each other, that's all he knows. ]

Perhaps we could eat in.
It sounds fun...

[redheadedstepson]

alright ill put an order in and things should all get in around the same time as you show up
take your time babe
see u soon