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[redheadedstepson]

Yo. Reno. You know what to do.

*BEEP*

Comments

[ourdays]

i dunno you seem to know better than me
like with the lube thing
who knows what else you could teach me!
[like how to bet hot???]

oh so its for when people dont taste good
i get it
but it seems like a shower is a better solution than trying to cover up the taste

whats bubblegut does THAT hurt
ill stay in bed
take a sick day

at your place!!!
so long as you dont think the walk will make me pop or something

[redheadedstepson]

omfg u said it was palm size
u wont pop
just come over

i will b a fuckin life coach 4 a night jus dont drink anything else dumb b4 u get here

bubblegut like when ur guts feel like they r watery n bubblin??
like mud butt
diarrhea???
but b4 the diarrhea so when its all gurgles n stuff
bubblegut

[ourdays]

[for just a night...

he wants more than that! but this is a start]

eww
that sounds a little painful

but mostly gross
if you only have one toilet is this going to be okay

im already on my way but i wanted to check

[redheadedstepson]

well i highly doubt there r many ppl n the world that like poopin their brains out

holy materia
get ur dumb ass over here
my toilet is fine
ur fine

pick up some more juice on the way over
n popcorn

[ourdays]

idk there are probably more than enough
and theyre all here! ewww

okay but if anything happens to your toilet dont blame me
and im not gonna fix it

fine fine i got it [an extra stop he won't complain about - even though he really wants to - because he wants to impress his 'life coach'

so he'll arrive with a small plastic bag of three juices (two for Reno, one for him) and a pouch of popcorn] Hello...! [a pathetic voice and an even more pathetic knock at the door]