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[redheadedstepson]

Yo. Reno. You know what to do.

*BEEP*

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[huggingcompetition]

Lazy handjobs are also an option.

Oh no, he's found me out, I'm just using him.
I am under the spell of the D, it's all I keep him around for
Now what will I do for my authentic Turk dickings?
Woe, lament.

aw boss, I just meant don't be cutting on me during sex.
We did talk about doing something before, I'm still holding you to that!

You are a noodle though. Maybe you would be less noodle if you came along.
we could even HAVE noodles if you wanted.
idk about the chicken feet though. Maybe one day we'll find someone here that can make them.

Don't let us put you off your regular schedule though Reno.
Insomuch as you have a schedule, anyway.

[redheadedstepson]

fantastic turk dickings free of charge

if my body is great it dont need augs so :P
i dunno anything bout me i wanna change
n i got nothin needs fixin

[ He pauses, glancing down thoughtfully before shrugging to himself. Nothing to improve or fix. He is what he is. ]

dude emil jus no laser dicks r strobe light eyes r anything
think of the children

ill ask round about somethin comparable 2 chicken feet
meanwhile yall just mest out details
i got no schedule
jus got a lotta people need help n i guess im a go 2 guy??

[hi0ctane]

Save some of those dickings for me, man, or I'm gonna feel all left out and sad.

You don't gotta break shit to fix it, but that's an argument for another time. And another person.

But, aww, I thought you wanted me to make the laser dick, huh? And here I am, gathering parts and shit for it.

Anyway I know this place that's got shit like chicken feet. It's pretty close to being a Chinese restaurant, except being in space and all. Aaand you never gotta worry about em putting the drugs in it too. I highly recommend it.

Guess our details are gonna be 'as soon as we can all get together, and preferably really soon 'cause it sounds really good' right?

[huggingcompetition]

There are plenty of dickings to go around
He has a very charitable dick.

Do you mean that place we went to before? That was good, they make great seafood.
I think if anyone could at least make up a reasonable facsimile, it would be them.

Yes absolutely. We just have to all be free at the same time and invade the most spacious bed.

[redheadedstepson]

lol a charitable dick wtf
ya tho prob tru lbr

well if u guys no a good place ill make an order
as far asa a bed goes i think i prob have the biggest
i dont mind hostin

fuck it yall wanna try this n a couple weeks after all this crazy settles down?

[hi0ctane]

Better fuck me good with the charitable dick or I'll give it a bad review, hahahaha.

But yeah, that's the one! It's real great, man, you'll love it.

Settles that one then. To Reno's bed!

Sounds fine to me, man. I will mark the fuck out of it on my calendar. This is gonna rule.

[huggingcompetition]

How exciting, a properly planned tryst.
:P

[redheadedstepson]

alright then consider it done
im gonna get off here
ill send a text around when i have concrete plans and a date
l8r doc

[hi0ctane]

See you!

Dunno how I'm gonna wait, though. :D