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I am absolutely gonna make some for everyday use. But I'd definitely be careful using them for, uh, fucky matters. Cause we are definitely not made for the purpose of having a lot of tentacles shoved into our orifices in real everyday life.

It's a really, really hot thought though. Really really.

[He has to laugh at Reno's second part there, though.]

Man, I love getting fucked. You are never gonna hear me say no to that. Unless I'm like really fucking busy or something. You can breed me any day, big horrible winking face.

I'm not saying no to any of it, I'm just saying maybe slow your roll a little bit. I haven't exactly been around the block as many times as you guys have.
From the very little I know about it apparently cervical penetration hurts like a bitch but that mostly applies to sensible human anatomies and not...whatever you'd have planned for us otherwise.
I guess I'm thinking too hard about the logistics of the whole thing rather than the fun bits.

[Guess who's ignoring you and your staring Reno. Except also have a tongue stuck at you.]

Oh, that's never come up in conversation now that I actually think about it.
I'm not opposed to it. It was...ok, the last time I tried it, though it was terribly slow and by the time we got around to it I was about to fall asleep face down, ass up.
Also it was a strap-on that was a little smaller than either of you.
So, I don't know for sure but I'd be up to try.

Oh my god I can imagine that big horrible winking face.
stop that.

were all a little gross huh?
gettin off on the weirdest shit sometimes
ill behave
u just say whats ok
maybe we can let u make the scene choices r somethin

u no im down 4 w/e

well i fall asleep ass up sometimes but i just like assplay

[ It's okay! He can admit that now. After...some things. Happened. ]

guys i will always be up for givin it 2 either of u so u no
not 2day tho
2day is is lazy tv crumbs n bed day
im fuckin beat
but i wanna hook up soon?

when is good 4 every1???

I cut my own dick off and replaced it, man. I can never judge anyone for grossness, at all, ever. Or for not liking grossness I guess. But at least the logistics of VR shit kinda get all the normal anatomy shit tossed out the window if you want. Shit can feel good even if it shouldn't.

But starting small's always a good way to build up to shit too, so yeah, anything you aren't into, just let us know.

I can't stop the horrible winking face it's got a life of its own now, oh nooooo.

I am glad we're all into trying shit here because experiments are very good. Now let's all do some aug experiments...

Hahahaha I'm joking don't freak out, anyone.

Anyway I have no specific plans for a while, so whenever you want to do shit's fine with me. Consider my schedule really fucking clear. Except when we do this, because then that'll be in the schedule.

Wouldn't it be easier wen you're lazy though?
Laying back and letting someone else do all the work in your lap, that sort of thing.
I mean I wouldn't be opposed to doing that some point.
I don't know much about technical position terms for anything but I think that's a thing.

Thanks guys. The patience is pretty nice.

Didn't your guardians or whoever ever teach you not to make a face or it would get stuck that way?
:P

Maybe keep the augs out of sex for now unless the augs are strictly FOR the sex.

Same though, my schedule is mostly open save for my morning routine. Which you're both welcome to join me for if you want to.

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emil boy
if u want it u jus say the word but i thought we were chillin
thats all
im not a good friend if all i wanna do is fuck all the time
gosh
u just like me 4 my body :(((

lol

hm
ok well i will join u again i guess
better than gettin flabby r w/e
not that i will but what else have i got 2 do?
plus if i go joggin i can reward myself with a big fuckin breakfast
and if i skate i get a big fuckin lunch
honestly best idea ever

i guess u guys just text me what kinda food n drinks u want n ill stock up
get the place cleaned up n make sure no1 wants 2 come over
tryin not to b so busy these days
2 social 4 u
u guys wanna try l8r this week?
we can plan vr stuff after we hang

We can't aaaaalll be lazy. Or, well, maybe we can. Lazy handjobs or something. But guys your bodies are all great let me augment them.

I am being creepy for funny purposes please don't get angry.

And uuhhhhh no, not really, and I am not exactly the going around jogging type either. Too much shit to do, you know how it is. Not really the exercise regimen type.

And food... pizzaaaaa. I'd say chicken feet too but I knooow people think that shit's weird.

Later this week's fine by me. Let's get this shit rolling, huh?

Lazy handjobs are also an option.

Oh no, he's found me out, I'm just using him.
I am under the spell of the D, it's all I keep him around for
Now what will I do for my authentic Turk dickings?
Woe, lament.

aw boss, I just meant don't be cutting on me during sex.
We did talk about doing something before, I'm still holding you to that!

You are a noodle though. Maybe you would be less noodle if you came along.
we could even HAVE noodles if you wanted.
idk about the chicken feet though. Maybe one day we'll find someone here that can make them.

Don't let us put you off your regular schedule though Reno.
Insomuch as you have a schedule, anyway.

fantastic turk dickings free of charge

if my body is great it dont need augs so :P
i dunno anything bout me i wanna change
n i got nothin needs fixin

[ He pauses, glancing down thoughtfully before shrugging to himself. Nothing to improve or fix. He is what he is. ]

dude emil jus no laser dicks r strobe light eyes r anything
think of the children

ill ask round about somethin comparable 2 chicken feet
meanwhile yall just mest out details
i got no schedule
jus got a lotta people need help n i guess im a go 2 guy??

Save some of those dickings for me, man, or I'm gonna feel all left out and sad.

You don't gotta break shit to fix it, but that's an argument for another time. And another person.

But, aww, I thought you wanted me to make the laser dick, huh? And here I am, gathering parts and shit for it.

Anyway I know this place that's got shit like chicken feet. It's pretty close to being a Chinese restaurant, except being in space and all. Aaand you never gotta worry about em putting the drugs in it too. I highly recommend it.

Guess our details are gonna be 'as soon as we can all get together, and preferably really soon 'cause it sounds really good' right?

There are plenty of dickings to go around
He has a very charitable dick.

Do you mean that place we went to before? That was good, they make great seafood.
I think if anyone could at least make up a reasonable facsimile, it would be them.

Yes absolutely. We just have to all be free at the same time and invade the most spacious bed.

lol a charitable dick wtf
ya tho prob tru lbr

well if u guys no a good place ill make an order
as far asa a bed goes i think i prob have the biggest
i dont mind hostin

fuck it yall wanna try this n a couple weeks after all this crazy settles down?

Better fuck me good with the charitable dick or I'll give it a bad review, hahahaha.

But yeah, that's the one! It's real great, man, you'll love it.

Settles that one then. To Reno's bed!

Sounds fine to me, man. I will mark the fuck out of it on my calendar. This is gonna rule.

How exciting, a properly planned tryst.
:P

alright then consider it done
im gonna get off here
ill send a text around when i have concrete plans and a date
l8r doc

See you!

Dunno how I'm gonna wait, though. :D

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