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[redheadedstepson]

Yo. Reno. You know what to do.

*BEEP*

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[pushpin]

huh ?
no, nobody
im just frustrated about some things it aint important

[redheadedstepson]

ok
if u dont want 2 talk abt it we dont have 2
i dont wanna force u

but jsyk im actually payin attention
so if u jus wanna rant u can

or u know if u wanna yell at me that works 2
u know im always good 4 that
bound 2 b somethin dumb i did today ;)

[pushpin]

why ?

[redheadedstepson]

y what?
man u no i aint the smart 1 here
b more specific

that like y u listenin 2 me reno???
or like y 2 the great mysteries of the universe?
or y u always do dumb shit reno?

i dunno man im a career fuck up gimme a break

i dunno the answers 2 space n shit but i no about some object n motion shit now so theres that

y am i listenin?

y wouldnt i?
cuz ur mean 2 me?
lol like i dont bring it on myself???
plz
u messaged me
i take that v srsly
u need 2 vent n i promise it wont come up again
l8r u can pretend u never sent these texts
right now u needed 2 talk

so go 4 it
u can call me shitty l8r

[pushpin]

u write a lot for not knowin what im askin about
why.... why do u treat me like this
i guess

[redheadedstepson]

im not sure i no how i treat u
or how u feel i treat u i guess???
i just do whatever i feel
sometimes its push buttons
sometimes its shut up n listen

am i treatin u bad?

aint tryin 2 so im sry if i am
i like u man
ur mean as shit sometime but so what???
u got ur reasons 4 bein u n i got my reasons 4 bein me
aint gotta explain shit

[pushpin]

yea thats it
the like me part
why

[redheadedstepson]

huh i dunno 1 specific reason actually
lotta little things

hmmm

some of it shallow maybe like ur looks
the shape of ur body
the sex is p good
ok great but dont get a big head

[ You asked, man. Reno isn't the guy to ask something and expect them to answer in painfully polite terms. ]

some of its ur attitude
i mean i dont like when ur mean specifically
but i like that spit and fire u got
i like ur integrity under the acid u no?

uh

i like that ur complicated
not like
that things r complicated 4 u
but that u aint just 2d u no?
i like that u take my shit n give it back
aint a lotta ppl keep pace with me :D

but y u worried bout me likin u??
u always no i have from day 1
i aint askin 2 get married or hold hands or somethin
im p cool just kickin it sometime

u still owe me cookin class btw >:(

[ Sounds a lot like friendship. Probably friendship. Let's not call it that. ]

[pushpin]

[i would rather die than have it get called that]

[...he thinks the sex is good? well -- ]

[he does too, but even that is complicated, isn't it? maybe the problem is Reno calculates everything like it's fucking long division, always looking for the simplest answer]

how hard could u be to keep pace w/
ur a fucking idiot

[this... is the only thing he knows to say back]

[redheadedstepson]

[ Aw, you think he can do long division? That's so nice. Such faith in your friend! ]

c but i ttly no idiot is a term of endearment
:D
aww thnx man
<3
kisses ;x
u call me idiot feels like butterflies ;P

u feel better???
need to meet up 4 drinks or somethin?
whatever u need man
the mag was boring anyway

[pushpin]

no
i dont know why im here u dont help w/ anything
maybe thats why

[redheadedstepson]

sry man
i wanna help
i rly do
but u dont wanna talk n i dont wanna make it worse u no?
its a conundrum

jus do what i do sometime when i feel shitty
jus text
say whatever
hit enter before u change ur mind
just rush it out even if it dont make sense
could just b random words or even key smashin
nbvfgyujknbvg
u no like whatever

dumbapples fuckin
dicks chocobos n beans
fort condor was shit
20 gil aint shit dick
titties
pancakes
i fuckin love em

[pushpin]

god ur so stupid
this was a mistake bye reno

[redheadedstepson]

aw come on man!
wait wait dont
look im not good at this stuff ok

[ He texts hurriedly, feeling pretty shitty for no good reason to his mind. No one ever looks to him for any kind of advice, sounding board or anything else. It's probably the highest honor he's ever had and naturally, he's fucking it up by making a real attempt.

Fa~ntastic. ]

u want me 2 just sit here n not answer texts?
i can do that
u can just text me n i wont say anything so i dont fuck up
i dunno
u tell me when its ok 2 say somethin
ill jus listen
or read
whatever

[pushpin]

shut up i didnt even ask u for comfort or some shit i dont need it
all i said was hey
whats ur stupid magazine about

[redheadedstepson]

[ Okay okay, fuck. Calm your shit man. He'll stop asking. Pissbaby. Fuck. Why is he ever nice to your ass? ]

its like a shopping catalog with deets about the stores n stuff
weird customer review articles

this dildo they special made was exact to the specifications of my exboyfriends husbands donger crossed with a horsefish from planet boobityboop 10/10 will recommend

shit like that

but i bought it cuz its got stuff about restaurants n shit 2
n i got a list of places i been workin on that dont spike food
cuz i only wanna take ppl 2 u no
safe places or whatever

also a coupon for a store that sells cute panties n my size
that lacy shit is p nice man

[pushpin]

[...fucking ignores every part of this he doesn't care about]

there are restarants w/ clean food?

[redheadedstepson]

ya man
wait
you aint been 2 any???
o man im so sorry

ya i can forward my list 2 u if u want
actually hang on

ok there that should b the list n locations
sry its mostly fried food n beer joints since i only been lookin 4 other ppl recently
i got simple taste myself
but ya man its good places with opt ins so u get food without drugs
hth :)

[pushpin]

nah been cookin my own food
i know how to do that remember

mmm
thanks

[redheadedstepson]

prob a fuckton cheaper than how i live omfg >:(

back home everything is on a company card n discount
or rude made it

when i was a kid i couldnt afford anything either way
so never learned 2 cook
i would like 2
seems like a hobby worth a shit
n a survival skill

like what fuckin idiot cant make coffee right???

[pushpin]

apparently U, u fuckin idiot
idk start with hardboiled eggs
boiling water, 7 minutes
not hard

[redheadedstepson]

[ So...there's not different types of eggs? You have to make them like that?

Reno flat-eyes at his comm display. Of course he's not that stupid, but MGS sure treats him like he is sometimes. Can't the kid give him a little credit?

Although he didn't know about how to boil eggs and he does like them as a snack so that stays at the front of his mind for later. ]

uh ya bro i no thats what im sayin
ffs man

do i put the eggs n the water 2 boil or add them after its boiled???

[ Time to start an apartment fire. ]

[pushpin]

after
only put enough water in to cover the eggs or itll overflow when it boils though

[h o w]

[redheadedstepson]

[ He's just that fuckin' majestic. He's so hot, things catch fire around him.

At least that's the argument he's gonna use when the authorities get there.

He is making notes of what he's told, though. This seems like something he can do without someone hands-on guiding him through it. Of course now he's gotta go out and buy a tabletop burner and eggs and a pot. But whatever. It'll pay for itself eventually. ]

ok n im gonna assume dont put eggs on top of 1 another???
i eat a lot man
aint exactly ur human norm u no
metabolism like woah

so i gotta get a big pot if i want a lot? 2 spread them out?

u want some if they come out good? [ Because he's gonna be really fuckin' proud okay? ]

[pushpin]

.....just do like 3-4 at a time wtf
idk ive never made fuckin OODLES OF EGGS u might need to cook them longer

no i dont want any i can make my own goddamn eggs