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Well, usually, I try not to do things that would make people beat my ass.

But, you know, just because I don't fight normally doesn't mean I can't in VR, huh? I don't have tentacles in real life either.

Yet.

Take a look at me again and then call me a fuckin normie.

I've so far managed to go without the necessity of protecting myself in the advent of asskickings.

He has a point though, I don't think you can go though life looking like he has without having to hit someone at least once.
At least, in his world if not either of ours.

I can't fight worth half a damn though, you're right about that.
Should I hire you on as a body guard?
:')

civilian then if not normie
but u forget i no a guy with a gatling gun for n arm so

ill guard ur bodies
eyooooo
no but srsly i would if u needed
but ur right i guess
u can do p much w/e in vr

ok what if like
we are a pack??
n go on a hunt like 4 some lil program critter
gotta b careful about choosin' options cuz emil didnt like sum of it
gotta respect

Okay Reno is bodyguard, it is decided. We can let him do the punching.

I know a guy with big knives in his arms and explosives that shoot out of his chest. I have worked on both of these things. Buuut I'm not as weaponized, personally.

Anyway that sounds pretty cool. Gives us something to do and maybe when we catch the thing we can kinda 'celebrate'?

Emil, what parts don't you like so we know what to avoid? I'm not married to anything in specific other than it being cool.

[Dammit Reno, he'd just wanted to bring it up himself. In his own time. Eventually.]

I'm just not so hot on weird alien impregnation angles, accidental or fake or what have you. Otherwise I'm open.

The hunt seems interesting. We can do that easily. Same with the afterwards.
Perhaps with a bonfire? I do like the idea of outdoors in general.

aw emil i didnt think u would b all romancy
fuckin by the fire
<3

but r tentacles still ok???
koller does the best blue ones
o also r we doin dudes r chicks r both r like theyr both at 1 time :O
i had the best tits man
n im ok not doin the egg thing
;D but if u feel squirrley n the middle emil
ill ttly be ur test subject

eyooo

Fucking and eating marshmallows, right?

Egg shit was way experimental anyway. It's not gonna kill me to not do it.

But man I so wanna have tits this time. Both sounds like fun, but like, we could all just pick stuff we like and figure out how to fit us all together later, if we wanna do it that way.

I want tits and tentacles. Titacles.

Shhh I just want to do it outside. Could do it in the rain and mud if firelight isn't your speed.

Ooh maybe we could mix and match characteristics?
Like randomized genitalia and secondary characteristics along a central theme.
I'd be up for a sort of having both types of bits situation.

hahahaha titacles.

y wouldnt i wanna do fireside sex??
rain n mud is kinda eh
prob cold
ugh

ooo what about fireside cave sex n its all crazy stormin outside
waterfal cave!!!!!
8D guys i wanna do
hunt n then go 2 the cave

mm ill b honest i did like having tits n a pussy
but
well

[ He glances at Emil and shrugs. The man knows what he likes, even if it's hard for Reno to convey.

YEAH KOLLER. They're in the same place being lazy and texting. That's what people do when they chill. ]

doc if u give up ur mad tentacle game ill b so disappointed n u
have ur tits 2 but if u dont show emil ur swerve ill b so sad
i wanna see it ;)

wait emil do u even take it???

[ Because Reno has bottomed every time and this is only now occurring to him as he side-eyes the other man. Not that he's complaining but maybe they should talk after this. ]

Cave shit sounds really cool. I mean we could probably make the mud not so gross but the cave sounds nice.

[Meanwhile, Koller is just chilling by himself.]

Man, I am not giving up the tentacles. I want that shit in real life. Aaaand maybe I can get the pussy too. Just have fucking everything, you know? Give it and take it.

I will do whatever with my titacles to whoever wants me to do it.

[He'd been drawn into the conversation before he'd even had the chance to think about leaving Reno's place. He might as well live here for how often he's over lately...]

I like the fire in the cave idea, let's make that the finish line.

I think you could make a tentacle sort of attachment for you personally. It would work on the same principles as your default piece but have a lot more flexibility to it. Possibly programmed for randomized movement as well unless you want full control of it.
It would be tricky to make it look natural but it would be fun to try wouldn't it?

Ah sorry, tangent there

Are your tits going to have tentacles too, is that what I should gather from this?

[just gonna settle himself right back down in Reno's lap all comfy don't mind him.]

[ Excuse you Emil move the fuck down you're blocking his annoying manual texting. ]

boob tentacles sounds kinda gross but u no me ill try anything

i think im gonna stay male this time but ill ttly get u
my beautiful nasty bitch bros B)
but ya emil
doc said if u want we can meet up 4 n irl thing
like group testdrive
if u wanna b4 committin 2 vid

Oh yeah, I got this tentacley thing that's kiiinda like it? Not enough range of motion or anything but it's fun to play with.

What I really wanna make are the big ones I can just pick shit up with. They'd be so fucking useful.

Okay they're proooobably not gonna be on the tits. For now. Or maybe like... little ones.

But yeah, man, you wanna start with some more normal shit I am all for that.

That's a good idea too.
We could do that first, see how we all work out together before we try the vr thing.

I bet you could make larger prehensile tentacles for regular use around the dungeon.
Better than a spare set of hands.

Edited 2017-05-06 06:55 (UTC)

aw man
now that i think about it tho
all those tentacle crammed inside was probably the most intense thing ever
n like medical science dont apply in vr so there no like
permanent injury or w/e
normal physics n anatomy dont apply
p sure i wanna c what it feels like if one of yall cram a pile of those sloppy tentacle dicks like
actually in a uterus
bet it hurts
but bet its fuckin the most intensest thing ever

[ Reno may have been watching too much creature porn on the tv. And his texting is getting even worse as he vomits words to convey half-baked interests.

Only after he writes it does he look down at Emil and shrug dismissively. He's not going to apologize after what Emil did.

Give a mouse a cookie. ]

am i the only 1 here that likes gettin fucked bcuz i feel like this is need 2 no
cuz its been a minute n i kinda feel like gettin mine 2 u no
i can take good care of u both ;)
u no jus sayin

[ He is definitely brow wagging in real life, grinning cheerily and elbowing Emil. ]

I am absolutely gonna make some for everyday use. But I'd definitely be careful using them for, uh, fucky matters. Cause we are definitely not made for the purpose of having a lot of tentacles shoved into our orifices in real everyday life.

It's a really, really hot thought though. Really really.

[He has to laugh at Reno's second part there, though.]

Man, I love getting fucked. You are never gonna hear me say no to that. Unless I'm like really fucking busy or something. You can breed me any day, big horrible winking face.

I'm not saying no to any of it, I'm just saying maybe slow your roll a little bit. I haven't exactly been around the block as many times as you guys have.
From the very little I know about it apparently cervical penetration hurts like a bitch but that mostly applies to sensible human anatomies and not...whatever you'd have planned for us otherwise.
I guess I'm thinking too hard about the logistics of the whole thing rather than the fun bits.

[Guess who's ignoring you and your staring Reno. Except also have a tongue stuck at you.]

Oh, that's never come up in conversation now that I actually think about it.
I'm not opposed to it. It was...ok, the last time I tried it, though it was terribly slow and by the time we got around to it I was about to fall asleep face down, ass up.
Also it was a strap-on that was a little smaller than either of you.
So, I don't know for sure but I'd be up to try.

Oh my god I can imagine that big horrible winking face.
stop that.

were all a little gross huh?
gettin off on the weirdest shit sometimes
ill behave
u just say whats ok
maybe we can let u make the scene choices r somethin

u no im down 4 w/e

well i fall asleep ass up sometimes but i just like assplay

[ It's okay! He can admit that now. After...some things. Happened. ]

guys i will always be up for givin it 2 either of u so u no
not 2day tho
2day is is lazy tv crumbs n bed day
im fuckin beat
but i wanna hook up soon?

when is good 4 every1???

I cut my own dick off and replaced it, man. I can never judge anyone for grossness, at all, ever. Or for not liking grossness I guess. But at least the logistics of VR shit kinda get all the normal anatomy shit tossed out the window if you want. Shit can feel good even if it shouldn't.

But starting small's always a good way to build up to shit too, so yeah, anything you aren't into, just let us know.

I can't stop the horrible winking face it's got a life of its own now, oh nooooo.

I am glad we're all into trying shit here because experiments are very good. Now let's all do some aug experiments...

Hahahaha I'm joking don't freak out, anyone.

Anyway I have no specific plans for a while, so whenever you want to do shit's fine with me. Consider my schedule really fucking clear. Except when we do this, because then that'll be in the schedule.

Wouldn't it be easier wen you're lazy though?
Laying back and letting someone else do all the work in your lap, that sort of thing.
I mean I wouldn't be opposed to doing that some point.
I don't know much about technical position terms for anything but I think that's a thing.

Thanks guys. The patience is pretty nice.

Didn't your guardians or whoever ever teach you not to make a face or it would get stuck that way?
:P

Maybe keep the augs out of sex for now unless the augs are strictly FOR the sex.

Same though, my schedule is mostly open save for my morning routine. Which you're both welcome to join me for if you want to.

Edited 2017-05-08 15:05 (UTC)

emil boy
if u want it u jus say the word but i thought we were chillin
thats all
im not a good friend if all i wanna do is fuck all the time
gosh
u just like me 4 my body :(((

lol

hm
ok well i will join u again i guess
better than gettin flabby r w/e
not that i will but what else have i got 2 do?
plus if i go joggin i can reward myself with a big fuckin breakfast
and if i skate i get a big fuckin lunch
honestly best idea ever

i guess u guys just text me what kinda food n drinks u want n ill stock up
get the place cleaned up n make sure no1 wants 2 come over
tryin not to b so busy these days
2 social 4 u
u guys wanna try l8r this week?
we can plan vr stuff after we hang

We can't aaaaalll be lazy. Or, well, maybe we can. Lazy handjobs or something. But guys your bodies are all great let me augment them.

I am being creepy for funny purposes please don't get angry.

And uuhhhhh no, not really, and I am not exactly the going around jogging type either. Too much shit to do, you know how it is. Not really the exercise regimen type.

And food... pizzaaaaa. I'd say chicken feet too but I knooow people think that shit's weird.

Later this week's fine by me. Let's get this shit rolling, huh?

Lazy handjobs are also an option.

Oh no, he's found me out, I'm just using him.
I am under the spell of the D, it's all I keep him around for
Now what will I do for my authentic Turk dickings?
Woe, lament.

aw boss, I just meant don't be cutting on me during sex.
We did talk about doing something before, I'm still holding you to that!

You are a noodle though. Maybe you would be less noodle if you came along.
we could even HAVE noodles if you wanted.
idk about the chicken feet though. Maybe one day we'll find someone here that can make them.

Don't let us put you off your regular schedule though Reno.
Insomuch as you have a schedule, anyway.

fantastic turk dickings free of charge

if my body is great it dont need augs so :P
i dunno anything bout me i wanna change
n i got nothin needs fixin

[ He pauses, glancing down thoughtfully before shrugging to himself. Nothing to improve or fix. He is what he is. ]

dude emil jus no laser dicks r strobe light eyes r anything
think of the children

ill ask round about somethin comparable 2 chicken feet
meanwhile yall just mest out details
i got no schedule
jus got a lotta people need help n i guess im a go 2 guy??

Save some of those dickings for me, man, or I'm gonna feel all left out and sad.

You don't gotta break shit to fix it, but that's an argument for another time. And another person.

But, aww, I thought you wanted me to make the laser dick, huh? And here I am, gathering parts and shit for it.

Anyway I know this place that's got shit like chicken feet. It's pretty close to being a Chinese restaurant, except being in space and all. Aaand you never gotta worry about em putting the drugs in it too. I highly recommend it.

Guess our details are gonna be 'as soon as we can all get together, and preferably really soon 'cause it sounds really good' right?

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